River on Mirror

LA Times implied we might be doing crack, (we only do more sophisticated drugs). But you know who does crack: ALF!

Max Wright, former Alf  was caught in a pretty compromising scene -we dont want to know the details. Spare the gay porn interracial dirty secrets.

This is old news but, you know who also smokes crac?: Daryl Strawberry.

And Amy Winehouse does crack.

and all the other teen celebrity holograms fabricated by the reptiles in the north pole.

CHECK OUT THE ARTICLE THAT FUELED RUSLANA KORSHUNOVA´S CONSPIRACY THEORY CASE